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Yay for Santy Claus!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I stole veggibus's purse (-30 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I put gum in altorose's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I gave hellokitty1181 a kidney (1000 points). In September I gave kyleholl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (877 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
lieutfaber

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