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Important health alert....

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or > pharmacist about Margaritas.
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more > confident about yourself and your actions.
>
>
> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell > the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and > with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that > prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will > discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start > living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or > nursing should not use Margaritas.
>
> However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are en> couraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
> - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> - Erotic lustfulness
> - Loss of motor control
> - Loss of clothing
> - Loss of money
> - Loss of virginity
> - Attraction to the same sex
> - Table dancing
> - Headache
> - Dehydration
> - Dry mouth
> - And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering > when you are not.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends > over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
>

Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
davitant
Feb. 3rd, 2009 01:09 pm (UTC)
L.

O.

L.

That's amazing.
jadechickadee
Feb. 3rd, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! *Snort*
eveanyn
Feb. 3rd, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnorts* That is awesome!!!
emmy_roo
Feb. 6th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
My goodness. I laughed so hard . . . particularly funny when read aloud in TV Rx-ad voice. ;)
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