i need to invest in a bottle opener. in the meantime, however, a staple remover has been known to work just as well. and i have two of those, for some reason. i dunno why.

i also need to invest in some mike's hard lemonade. yum.

why does beer hit me so hard, and other drinks don't?

I JUST CLEANED MY GODDAMNED SCREEN, AND THERE'S CAT HAIR ON IT ALREADY!

escape from monkey island is monkeyiffic and piratabulous. and difficult...... (not logical like that)

owie. the toothbrush slipped the other day when i was brushing my teeth (i'm just a klutz lately), and now i have a sore spot on the inside of my lip. feh. if i leave it alone it will heal quicker, i know.

julie got locked in the basement last night by accident. i blame mom. apparently this morning, when dad came down, she was all meowing at the door, saying "let me out!" now she is oh so comfy in the linen closet on top of the towels.