how was i supposed to know we were both related?
believe me, if i k new she was my cousin we never would have dated.
What to do now? should i go ahead and propose
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
and move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
no no no
why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated?
i gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. what a bummer
can't blink, i can't cough, i can't sneeze
but my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
haven't been the same since my head and i were separated
no no no
heh. now it's a parody of "piano man" about spiderman.
sling us a web, you're the spider-man.
sling us a web tonight.
'cause we all sure could use us a hero now
and we think that you'll do all right.
or, the parody of "i want it that way"..... i got it on ebay. sw33t.