avast and avaunt, me mateys.
Arr, I'm waitin' for me crew, then we're going to go pillage and plunder!
I thinks it just may be good and proper to go home and watch the pirates of penzance tonight, even though they all be satin-wearin shiny buckled shoes wearing pansies.
and if ye call me a wench, be preparin' to walk the plank! or be strung up!