Jess (lieutfaber) wrote,

i am so smart, i am so smart, s m r t. i mean s m a r t.

ok, it really bothers me that there are directions on the toothpaste tube. no, not on how to brush your teeth, though those are there, those are necessary- there are directions on HOW TO USE THE TUBE ITSELF. There are directions on how to open the tube itself. you have two different options- unscrew the cap, or flip open the top. [shakes head in disgust]

i was just gonna apologize to anyone who was trying to get a hold of me today, since i forgot my phone at home while i was gone at work/meeting all day, but no one had tried. :(

clean clothes must be a cat magnet. especially if you put them down on the bed. julie goes "ooh! my mommy put down a new bed for me to sit on! (rolls around) there! now it smells like me." and is covered in cat hair......

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    fuck you too, fate. Once again, you went out of your way to say i'm never allowed to be excited for anything or happy at all. thanks. no fuck you.

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    Welp. Made an appointment to talk to my manager tomorrow to get into detaily type things. Happy, davitant? Now stop harassing me. :P

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