You better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one.

You can always trust the dishonest, because you know that they're going to act dishonestly, honestly. You can never trust the honest, because you never know when they're going to do something stupid.

I <3 Pirates of the Caribbean.
Wouldn't it be a perfect world if they made a movie about Elvish pirates? I mean, Orlando Bloom is nice, but what about Legolas as a pirate? Hm?