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If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental arnt you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
If IHOP stands for International House Of Pancakes how come you only see it in the U.S.A?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why is it that Chickens are poultry, yet chicken eggs are dairy?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
What do you say when God sneezes?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Isn't it kinda ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?