December 7th, 2005

sim jess

Yay for Santy Claus!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I stole veggibus's purse (-30 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I put gum in altorose's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I gave hellokitty1181 a kidney (1000 points). In September I gave kyleholl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (877 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
lieutfaber

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sim jess

*bows before the great Cthulu... look it up :P*

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In June, I sacrificed [info]newroticgirl to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-485 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.


Your humble and obedient servant,
lieutfaber


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