February 2nd, 2009

sim jess

Twittery goodness

  • 19:41 Too much thought is put into the coke vs pepsi debate. The real question is 7-up vs sprite @ Home loopt.us/mTB2Xg #
  • 20:08 Bruce Bruce Bruce! @ Home loopt.us/V25DBQ #
  • 20:18 LOL he changed the lyrics to glory days so they were about a football player instead of baseball @ Home loopt.us/qBwckw #
  • 21:08 @wilw Oh, good. I'm not the only one giggling like a schoolgirl when he says it #
  • 21:22 Poor Ed McMahon. :( #
  • 21:28 I love Hulu even more now. Alec Baldwin was brilliant #
  • 21:28 @jeannekc he was in a horrible commercial with MC Hammer #
  • 21:29 @straylightrise What did we ever do during he Superbowl before Twitter? #
  • 21:37 I think my favorite commercial is the Coke Zero commercial with the lawyers. Cause I remember the one they're parodying in it. #
  • 22:01 Will Cip be happy tomorrow? Tense... #
  • 22:02 My grandmother is yelling at the instant replay to push him... #
  • 22:03 And happy Mark Cip tomorrow! #
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sim jess

Important health alert....

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or > pharmacist about Margaritas.
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more > confident about yourself and your actions.
>
>
> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell > the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and > with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that > prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will > discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start > living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or > nursing should not use Margaritas.
>
> However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are en> couraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
> - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> - Erotic lustfulness
> - Loss of motor control
> - Loss of clothing
> - Loss of money
> - Loss of virginity
> - Attraction to the same sex
> - Table dancing
> - Headache
> - Dehydration
> - Dry mouth
> - And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering > when you are not.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends > over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
>