What kind of disease are you?
lieutfaber is caused by monkeys.
An infection of lieutfaber will cause you to become a Jedi.
To cure lieutfaber, crossdress badly.
I also had an Adventure today, resulting in me being totally nasty and disgusting for my second period class. I got to school, was happily checking email when someone comes in and says "i hate to tell you this, but your back tire is as flat as a pancake." >_<
So i changed the tire all by myself. And it's 90 degrees outside, with 80% humidity, or some such nonsense. ugh.