2) Stupid president is pre-empting my trashy morning TV. I wanna watch Texas Justice, dammit!
3) Will he ever learn to say "nu-clee-ar", instead of "nu-kyooo-ler"? I highly doubt it.
4) How come he only ever has press conferences in the morning DURING MY TRASHY TV TIME? Dammit, go pre-empt stupid prime time for once. Oh, wait, that would mean people actually hear what he has to say. He doesn't want that.
What a prick.
