The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 Username This morning, you should... set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire. Then, after lunch... sit in the park, screaming at the squirrels to stop eating your brain waves. Dinner will consist of... a random tourist you happened to run down with your car. Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet. At the height of your madness, you will call davitant And the two of you will proceed to... have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale. Quiz created with MemeGen !