Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In June, I sacrificed newroticgirl to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-485 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant, lieutfaber
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