Jess (lieutfaber) wrote,

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I pulled zgirl1982's hair (-5 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for get_medieval (10 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, emerald01 (-5000 points). In June I set metalynith's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5137 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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>_> Sorry, Em. Didn't mean to commit genocide on you and stuff...

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