Jess (lieutfaber) wrote,
Jess
lieutfaber

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I donated bone marrow to ladybugus in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (529 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
lieutfaber

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    fuck you too, fate. Once again, you went out of your way to say i'm never allowed to be excited for anything or happy at all. thanks. no fuck you.

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    Welp. Made an appointment to talk to my manager tomorrow to get into detaily type things. Happy, davitant? Now stop harassing me. :P

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