Declaring yourself innocent and vilifying the other parties involved does not make it true. Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.
9:21/12:21 Oh god this baby needs to cry itself to sleep already. We have not even left the gate and it is hysterical. 9:38/12:28 Shh I'm not…
I'm on a plane. I'm on a plane. Look at me mother fucker cause I'm sittin on a plane. Not quite as catchy... Obviously this is going to be…